*Disclaimer: Dear Mom. I love you. I'm sorry. It's my job. It's my "duty" to tell the women of the Interwebs the following information. No, really, I need to make rent this month. I love you. Now close your eyes..."
So... you like big d*ck? Chill out, Size Queen, we're not here to judge how big you like em'...
We're just going to tell you where in this glorious world you can find the biggest eggplants.
Ready? Set? Go....
Ok. There actually is some science here. Hold on while we get all teacher-y up in this joint!
According to this article, penis sizes vary around the world. You've probably heard that before. But this study lays it out for us a little more.
First thing first, it tells us that all data is flawed cause, you know, men lie about the size of their junk and the company that scored the data was a "penis enlargement" company. That being said, a British group did study over 15,000 men from around the world.
Want to check out the study in it's full glory? Holy sh*tballs. Stop everything now and start wasting time! Probably not the best idea at work (or on a mobile device) but this interactive map will literally tell you the average penis size in centimeters alllllllllllllooovvvvvvvveeeeerrrrr the world.
Let's say you don't have the time. No problem. We will do our civic duty and give you a recap of the *cough* scientific data.
Fact 1: The Baseline
According to research, the average size in the WORLD of a non-erect penis is 3.6 inches. Remember this. This is your baseline stat. It's like baseball stats, you know, expect with penis instead.
Fact 2: Places Where Men Have the Smallest Junk
Places like India, Thailand, Malaysia and South Korea are reported to have men with the smallest average penis size. According to the report, the average length of erect penis is between 9.3 cm and 10.50 cm. In inches that is about 3.7 - 4.13 inches. Sorry, folks, we don't write the news we just report it.
Fact 3: Penis Size in Places You Might Actually Visit
You may not be taking a trip to Malaysia anytime soon but, you could be going to the United Kingdom (5.6 inches) or France and Germany (5.7 inches) or Denmark (5.78 inches)!
Fact Four: Where It's Starting to Heat Up
Ok peeps. This is where the junk starts to get a bit bigger. Grab that passport and head to... Mexico (5.86 inches) or Cuba (6.25 inches -- also we think Jet Blue just started selling flights to Havana so, bon voyage!) or Sweden and Norway (5.94 inches) or Italy (5.9 inches) or the Netherlands (6.14 inches)!
Fact Five: THE BIG JUNK!
If you like them big, here's where you will have to travel. (Are you taking notes?)
According to this map, the most sizable male members are to be found in the mid-Western region of Africa. Here the stats go from 6.33 inches to over 7 inches.
Last, but not least...
Fact Six: How Guys At Home Stack Up
Science says that the average erect male penis in the United States is 5.59 inches. There you go.
We leave you with this closing though. A recent survey says that only 11.2% women feel penis size was REALLY important. About 67% said it was somewhat important but not really a big deal. The remaining folks (about 21%) said that don't care about penis size. What's the takeaway from all of this? While we're being snarky here because, well, let's face it, being snarky is fun... So is working with your lover to have a fulfilling and mutually beneficial sex life. Regardless of size, there are oodles of way you can increase pleasure for both of you. Positions that can assist in the depth of penetration, pillows that can be added and ways to make sex fulfilling and beautiful!
Now... get to work and start making that magic happen!!
When Alicia* met a self-employed arborist at work, he gave her his business card and told her to call him if she wanted to plant a really big tree. It turned out that the "tree" in question was 9 inches long, and that the 35-year-old American really enjoyed planting it. “I've always been a big fan of oral and deep-throating, and doing that with someone so long was fun,” she recalls. “Being able to use two hands and my mouth was fun, exhilarating, and challenging. I could feel inches of him pushing down my throat and then sliding back out. It was a huge turn on, and got me really excited to have sex.”
This was a pivotal moment for Alicia. After having sex with her first well-endowed hook-up, she realized that she wanted to experience it again and again. She became what’s known as a size queen—someone who has a sexual preference for larger-than-average dicks. This preference can involve oral, vaginal, and anal sex; both men and women might describe themselves as size queens. The general erection consensus among the size queens I spoke to is that a 7-inch length and 5.5-inch girth qualifies as large, which places their size preference about two inches longer and one inch girthier than the average penis.
As a man who sports a 10.5 x 7.8-inch penis, Matt is very familiar with all of the above. He first discovered that he was larger than his classmates in the high school gym showers. Shortly after, rumors began to spread and he was given the nickname “Donkey.” On the one hand, Matt feels like he was treated as a plaything—one of his first sexual experiences involved a group of girls asking him to show them his cock in exchange for seeing them in their bras—but at the same time, as a nerdy awkward guy, he thinks that his size helped him explore his adolescent sexuality. “It was definitely a colossal advantage to have all the rumors flying about,” the 35-year-old Brit tells me. “I'm sure there are some girls who would never have thought of me in a sexual way at all, but ended up at least being curious after I was nicknamed.”
It makes sense that burgeoning teenage sexual awareness coupled with small-town word-of-mouth gave way to interest in Matt’s dick, yet curiosity doesn’t necessarily equate to sexual desire. Alicia’s size queen discovery emerged out of an entirely unplanned meet, and the same can be said for others. 43-year-old Hanna* came across her first big dick after banging a guy she met at a College Republican’s party; one of 19-year-old Bella’s* first high school hook-ups happened to be hung; 21-year-old Theresa* simply dated a well-endowed man and then found it difficult to return to average-sized men when they broke up.
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There’s a variety of reasons why big dicks appeal to size queens, including the potential for deep-throating, the feeling of being stretched, and the visual penis aesthetics. “I like seeing the size of the dick compared to my body and grabbing it, seeing how big it is in my hands,” Bella says, while Theresa equates a larger size with more manliness. Bella also describes how she has no gag reflex and that she enjoys being able to put that to use on a lengthy cock. Alicia had a similar revelation during that initial hook-up with the hung arborist. “Normally, with more average-sized dick, it would just push into the back of my throat. But with him, deep-throating felt like actual throat-fucking,” she remembers.
Alicia also gets pleasure from the sheer physicality of an above-average penis. “I like that they can achieve long hard strokes without fear of it falling out,” she says, before adding that she enjoys the sensation of her vagina being stretched. “With smaller guys, I've achieved this by adding fingers and toys, but larger guys just get this naturally or by changing angles.” She prefers sex to be more primal and spontaneous, which just doesn’t happen if she has to grab a sex toy mid-fuck. This feeling is shared by Hanna, who thrives on the challenge of being able to take a massive member. “It gives me a strange sense of pride. I love the feeling of being totally stretched out and the reminder the next day if I'm sore.”
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While Hanna likes feeling sore the morning after, Alicia is immensely turned on by dick-related pain during the act itself. “I enjoy pain during sex, so I do really like that initial pain of a huge cock smashing my cervix,” Alicia explains. The first time she felt a dick hit her cervix, she was super turned on and already past the point where pain feels painful. “I normally orgasm fairly easily, but this was something else,” she recounts. “My legs were shaking, and after we were done my legs were weak for quite a while. So, intense orgasms were achieved, with seemingly much less effort on his part compared to what I've experienced with smaller partners.”
Not all size queens enjoy this pain—Theresa specifies that a cervix poke means that her partner is a little too large. This is all too familiar for Matt, who has often seen a nice run of dates turn sour when things get physical. “My last date was going well until the third date when we got to the unbuckling stage and as soon as it came out, she just stared at it in horror,” he says. “She couldn't get it over it being more than twice as big as anything she'd had before.” Matt tells me that his size will always come up regardless of who he’s with, and that this has led to mixed experiences in the dating scene—there’s those who are "dickmatized" and those who just ghost him.
In a world, that often equates cock size with virility, the implicit slogan "bigger means better" frequently materializes in men’s fragile egos. How many times have you received an unsolicited dick pic purporting to be a gift from the heavens, when down on Earth it looks more like the half-chewed frankfurter that your dog dragged in from next-door’s barbecue? This complicates Matt’s love life. If he tries to give an early subtle warning that he’s hung, it usually comes off as masculine bravado. But if he doesn’t prime a partner for what’s inside his underwear, it might deflate a pleasant date. Matt’s found that the best way to indicate his size is at the sending nudes stage, yet he’s equally conscious that nudes aren’t for everyone (and he doesn’t send unwanted dick pics).
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Dating issues also present themselves for size queens. Alicia’s first hook-up may have smashed it with the brazen confidence of his pick-up line, but—ironically enough—not everyone with a big dick actually exudes big dick energy. Theresa and Alicia have tried using height, hand, and foot size to predict a bulge, but both of them report that this is ultimately an old wives’ tale. None of the size queens I spoke to would ever walk out on an average-sized lay—they all emphasized that it’s the quality of sex that matters and therefore, as a rule, they wouldn’t usually go on a second date with a smaller guy. Hanna feels that she’s been lucky in the number of well-endowed men she’s met, although she believes that this also boils down to her very active sex life. Alicia once met a man who flat-out lied about his size, but tells me this hasn’t happened since. Between them, the size queens use a mixture of IRL, apps (Tinder), and websites (Craigslist, Positive Singles, and Doublelist) to meet suitable partners.
None of the above apps or websites are specifically tailored toward big dicks. Yet there’s a fair few avenues for the better-endowed to meet potential size queens. Matt has also met partners out and about—including everywhere from a nudist beach to house parties and the set of a TV show—as well as on regular dating websites like OkCupid. He’s also had success on websites such as Large Penis Support Group (LPSG),7OrBetter, and Size Minded, which were all designed with hung men in mind (LPSG also functions as a general forum for all large penis related matters).
Size Minded was founded in 2010 by a couple of well-endowed buddies who were frustrated by the silence around penis size on other dating sites. “We understood that penis size is not just a sexual preference or kink but can be a possible source of frustration and disappointment in relationships,” co-founder Chris explains. “If a penis is too large, it can cause pain or even physical injury to one or both partners. Conversely, a partner might not feel pleasured if a penis is too small.” To date, the site has 11,000 users, a size and gender verification system, and attracts a mixture of curious people, cuckolds, and bulls, and—of course—size queens.
When I ask Matt how he feels about size queens, he tells me that—as a man with a big dick—he’s extremely thankful for them. “I suppose the utopian situation is where everyone's open to all sizes, big or small, but people have their preferences, so I respect size queens for being open about them,” he explains. “I certainly wish more people would admit their desires. If a woman needs a huge cock to be satisfied, they shouldn't be ashamed to say it because they're afraid of how it makes them sound or how it makes some insecure men feel. Likewise, if I knew it'd be a total no-go with a woman once we got to third base purely because of my dimensions, it'd save a lot of time and energy. Ideally, we'd just be able to have an open conversation about size as a society.”
Am I big enough? Am I small? What is big enough? Is it what I see in porn? OH GOD, IS THAT WHAT NORMAL SIZE IS?!?!
Big dicks, while they never left, have once again entered our collected psyche with the recent introduction of the term “big dick energy.” Now, as many have pointed out, people don’t necessarily need to possess a massive hog—or even a hog at all—in order to wield this mighty energy, but you would have to be a moron to not see the connection. It’s right there in the name, “BIG DICK” energy.
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Is there a connection to the swagger one walks around with and the size of their love rocket? It sure seems like there is and one academic is trying to see if that assumption is true. Dr. Alicia Walker of Missouri State University launched a study earlier in the month and it will see her look at thousands of pictures of dicks and interview hundreds more in an attempt to see if there is a correlation between confidence and dick size.
VICE contacted Dr. Walker to talk about her research and ask what she’s learned studying dick sizes.
VICE: So, what exactly is the study?Walker: This study is trying to look at the relationship—if there is one—between penis size and self-esteem, willingness to engage in relationships, condom usage, and perception of sexual competency. Basically, it’s trying to look at it and how this impacts how men navigate their lives.
What are you hoping to accomplish with the research?Hopefully, it will start a conversation, or a discourse around this. There are a lot of men out there suffering from body dysmorphic disorder. There are a lot of men who believe they are small or below average who aren’t. Then there are a lot of people who are below average and that impacts how they interact with the world.
For instance, I’ve talked to men who haven’t been to the doctor for a physical in over a decade because they don’t want to be naked in front of their doctor. I’ve talked to men who have never even approached anyone for a romantic relationship because they don’t believe anyone would be interested in them because of their size. I’ve talked to men who have attempted suicide because of their size.
This has very serious implications and I realize that everyone is all like "hahaha it’s so funny" but it’s really not, it’s actually really serious. It’s about how people see themselves and their bodies and how it impacts the choices that they make. It’s actually really important.
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How does society see penis size? We are size-obsessed, you know, we constantly make jokes about size. We have discussions and size-worship all over the place—porn, for example, it’s a big motif there. They’re all much larger than normal. Even this week there has been all this talk about big dick energy. That’s a trending hashtag right now that we’re having a conversation right now saying that men who have this are better and more confident. The point is we certainly have a social narrative that bigger is better and that if a man doesn’t measure up he’s less of a man.
Are you hoping to combat that narrative?Yeah, I hope so…
What will actually take place during the study? What steps will you be going through?There are two components of the study and people can participate in both of them or just one of them. There is an interview component and there aren’t any photographs that are a part of it. That’s just people talking with me about their experiences and how they feel and how they think their size has impacted how they see themselves and the kind of things they do or don’t do.
Then there is a survey that does ask for photos but for a very specific reason. The standard for any kind of penis measurement is what we call the bone-press method [“really jam it in there as far as you can”] so we have them all using that and it’s uniform. So people are asked to send in pictures showing the method and the measurement so we know it’s accurate. So once we verify that it is a correct method, we destroy the photos. The only people who can participate are men over the age of 22.
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How is it going so far?Gosh, we’ve had more than 2,000 looks at the study and I don’t know exactly how many completed the survey off the top of my head. I’ve completed thirty Interviews and I have a lineup for more folks.
Is it easier to get uh… bigger men to talk about their dick size?It’s actually the opposite. It’s pretty funny; every man I’ve talked to they’ve all said the same thing you just said: "Oh, all you’re going to have is a big sample of guys who are larger than average." It’s not been the case—we’re actually low on people that are above average. We don’t have anywhere near as many of those participants as those who are average and below.
Are you starting to see any preliminary findings?Preliminary findings are that this is an issue as I’ve talked about with doctors—relationships and suicide attempts. Some people say I don’t even try and get condoms because they’re not going to fit and I’m going to be too small etc. I’ve started to see some of those patterns. This all came from multiple people I’ve talked to and they’ve all been tied back by size. I’m starting to see an effect on that end. I sadly don’t have enough men above average to draw any conclusions from them.
What was the genesis of this project? I’ve been thinking about this project for six years. The genesis of it was that a number of women I know, who don’t know each other, told me similar stories about their personal partner sample which were all well-endowed men. That got me a little curious, mainly being what are they vetting for that is leading to this. The only thing they really had in common is they looked for a partner who had a lot of self-esteem or confidence and that was the only trait they all were looking for.
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What is it like looking at so many pictures of dicks? That’s definitely not part of a normal person's workday.This is a regular day for me. I’m a sex researcher this is what I do.
Correction: A previous version of this story said that Dr. Walker worked with the University of Missouri when she actually works with Missouri State University.
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Let me just preface this by saying that you are completely entitled to your own preference when it comes to your choice of sexual partners. However, as a black man, I feel the need to have a little heart-to-heart with these so called ‘size queens.’
Now in case you’re not really familiar with this term, a size queen is a gay male (usually) who will only engage in sexual acts with men who areverywell endowed.
Like an 8 inch minimum.
They actively seek out guys who they think will match up to their size requirements and unfortunately for black men, such as myself, we are usually on the menu. I’m sure this is probably due to the ridiculous (and outdated) stereotype that all black men have huge uh…equipment. We are also seen as being a lot more aggressive in the sheets than other races. It’s almost as though we’re seen as toys. Disposable dildos who’s only there to serve one purpose and never to be thought of as a potential mate. There’s a shortdocumentarythat examines how black men are often viewed in the gay community. Typical phrases include “I never thought I’d be dating a black guy” or the more common “you’re pretty cute for a black guy.”
While I certainly can’t speak for all gay black men, I will say that it’s really disappointing when you think a cute guy might actually like you for you but it turns out he just wants what he THINKS is between your legs.
In fact, the term BBC, which I’ll let you look up for yourself if you can’t piece together what it could be, is so frequently used that it has become a whole category all its own for a lot of porn sites both gay and straight. The term is thrown around quite a lot on Craigslist by men looking for sex and I’ve even seen it on Grindr. Now that’s not really much a surprise honestly, but this fetishization of black men in the gay community has got to stop. It’s not your average foot fetish, it’s both damaging and completely weird. Not to mention, RACIST. If you happen to be a size queen, then know that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that, but if you only want me because of the color of my skin and the stereotypes that come with it, then that’s were you are wrong, sir. Penises come in all sizes, shapes, and, most importantly, colors.
Yes, I’m black…but I’m not your toy.
It may have started as a gay term jerk,but women into big cock use it and men big cock s use it,so guess what....Fuck you.
When it comes to landing the man of our dreams, us ladies can have a whole lot of demands for our Prince Charming. From his weight to his intellect and sense of humour, we rack up the requests faster than an order at a sushi restaurant. "Yes, I'll start with the athletic build and thick hair, um...and add a side of great teeth and strong arms. And, for dessert I'll have a knack for giving massages. Oh, I'll also take a Big Peen Martini to drink." That's right. For many women, one "must have" on her list of orders for her perfect man is a gent who has been gifted with a helluva impressionable trouser snake.
For ladies who love a big dose of that vitamin D, it's not always easy to find satisfaction in a partner. This not-so-unique request is one that many women try to discover and will often go on a lifelong hunt and vie to even give up all their side orders for a chance to nosh on something more "filling". While some women won't own up to their secret desire – and in fact, might even sugarcoat her thoughts on the matter – others are perfectly willing to lay down some truth on the matter.
So whether you're a "size queen" or are thirsting for something more satisfying, you're not the first, or the last, of the ladies to speak up or hold out for what they want. Here are just a few self-proclaimed advocates for the #SizeMatters movement.
SIZE MATTERS: 15 Confessions From Girls Who Only Date "Mr. Big"
When it comes to landing the man of our dreams, us ladies can have a whole lot of demands for our Prince Charming. From his weight to his intellect and sense of humour, we rack up the requests faster than an order at a sushi restaurant. "Yes, I'll start with the athletic build and thick hair, um...and add a side of great teeth and strong arms. And, for dessert I'll have a knack for giving massages. Oh, I'll also take a Big Peen Martini to drink." That's right. For many women, one "must have" on her list of orders for her perfect man is a gent who has been gifted with a helluva impressionable trouser snake.
For ladies who love a big dose of that vitamin D, it's not always easy to find satisfaction in a partner. This not-so-unique request is one that many women try to discover and will often go on a lifelong hunt and vie to even give up all their side orders for a chance to nosh on something more "filling". While some women won't own up to their secret desire – and in fact, might even sugarcoat her thoughts on the matter – others are perfectly willing to lay down some truth on the matter.
So whether you're a "size queen" or are thirsting for something more satisfying, you're not the first, or the last, of the ladies to speak up or hold out for what they want. Here are just a few self-proclaimed advocates for the #SizeMatters movement.
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Can't Blame A Girl For Being Honest
This girl has got a preference for size and she ain't afraid to say it. While she's not about to lay claim to the idea that size matters to all women, she's being upfront about her own needs. In a society riddled with sexism and expectations for women to remain tight-lipped about their feelings and are judged for being confident, we say "You go, girl!" No longer shall she worry about bruising the male ego! No longer shall she endure intimacy with a subpar D! No one should have to settle for anything less than what makes them happy, and if a size that's larger than average is what will get her there, then all the power to her. Stick to your beliefs girl, and you'll profit in both life and love(rs).
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Pencils Are For School Use Only
When it comes to pencils, some women only want 'em for two things: for taking notes and doing their makeup. So when a measly pencil comes along at a time they didn't expect – and when they'd much prefer a thick highlighter – they might be a little disappointed by the pop quiz. Some may give their partners the benefit of the doubt and put them to the test to see if their tiny writing utensil will perform better than expected, but most will be long for the dependability, reliability, and familiarity of a utensil with a wider circumference and can last through multiple essays without being whittled down to a tiny stub. When it comes to working towards that A+ (or O+) some people can't afford to work with anything less than a tool that will get the job done.
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Sigh, Life Can Be So Hard
She's not looking for much, but finding those two specific and coveted qualities in a man is going to take a lot of patience and globetrotting. As we mentioned before, just finding a big D can be enough of a challenge, but to have its owner also be a hottie? She's seriously searching for a needle in a haystack (or, maybe something a little thicker than a needle, but just has hard to locate). In all honesty, we think this girl's looking for a little too much from a partner. But if she's dedicated enough, then she's going to have to sleep with a lot of hunky men in order to find the prize she's been looking for (which is probably a challenge that she's more than willing to accept). Or, she'll have have to make a compromise for the sake of her sanity; average looks and an average D.
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Well, Obviously A Big D Is Vital
If the last confession wasn't indication enough that women sometimes want what they can't have, then this one will certainly convince you that dreams are sometimes never realized. It sounds like the type of man this chick is seeking is Big Foot, or the Incredible Hulk. Her specific requests in a man are as rare to find as a unicorn is, so holding out hope for a seriously stacked partner will take a lifetime, and even if those men did exist, we're sure there would be harsh competition to even wrangle this limited species into your home, let alone your bed. And while it may be a challenge to locate a big and burly fella, a la the Brawny Man or Paul Bunyan, it's not impossible. So get searching, woman, and maybe take out a wanted ad while you're at it.
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Sometimes You Don't Even Need To See It To Know You Don't Want It
Sometimes it's not very obvious how a man will measure up until he's dropped trou, but if you're determined enough to get an idea of how your night is going to shape up and take the time to poke around the goods for a moment or two, you could get a pretty good understanding of what your guy is packing. And if that parcel isn't looking like you'd be up for unwrapping it, it's probably a good time to cut off the foreplay and head for the hills. There's no point in going through with something you knowwill just disappoint you, and there's no reason to feel guilty about abandoning the fella, either. Remember, it's always your right to just say no, ladies. At least heading home won't be a total disappointment. After all, that's where the Netflix and ice cream lives.
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Row, Row, Row Your D...Away From Me
Every woman has their own preference when it comes to the size of her man, even if that preference tends to weigh heavily in one direction. But don't be alarmed, fellas, when this girl says that ladies "are just being polite" that is only half true. MANY women prefer a baby carrot to one that's going to take top prize in a produce competition, however those women are few and far between. Just like that allusive "hot and big" man is hard to find, so is the lady who likes 'em petite. But who knows, you could be the dude that changes the woman from thinking only big men can satisfy her trip to Europe, surprising her and all her girlfriend's in the process. Don't let your boat be knocked into the rocks, pick up your sails and power through to the finish line!
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"Skinny Guys" Keep Out Of This Clubhouse
When it comes to measuring the anatomy of men, the topic of size often comes up when ladies discuss their risque evenings spent with a special gent. We kiss and totally tell them all about the specifics, including any unique curves or grooming. However, when it comes to the size of a man's peen, ladies all agree that thin isn't in. A man could be as short as tube of lipstick, but if he's packing girth, he's a winner in our books. After all, it doesn't take much to reach the hot zone on a woman, but that feat just isn't possible if a girl can't even feel its entry. This lady is speaking the truth and it's pretty much the only time we're gonna love talking to our friends about the "fatty" we bedded the other night. We understand that's there's not much men can do about length, but if they can plump it, they may just impress a chick yet.
She Knows What She Wants And Isn't Afraid To Ask For It
Now that's a girl who doesn't like to play games, nor be disappointed. This level-headed, straight-talking chick is playing it fast and loose when it comes to what she wants in bed, and men better get out the way if they ain't packing. The way she's talking, we bet she won't give any crap about hurting a man's feelings, and she'll be moving on to the next guy who is ready to impress her faster than it will take the rejected dude to zip up his pants. So many women shy away from keeping it as real as this one, and will often keep their mouth shut about their true opinion of what is being displayed before their eyes. But not this gal! She's ready to give any man the boot upon reveal if it doesn't live up to her expectations. All hail, Miss #SizeMatters.
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Girl, Those Are A Lot Of Specifics You're Looking For
That's what she said (to the man with the micro D *baddum chhhh*). In all seriousness, this woman is just another gal who's looking for Prince Hung, Duke of the D. It's a reality that will take some hunting, but with enough effort and less complaining, we bet she'll find the happily ever after she's looking for. But this fairytale won't be as easy as waiting around in a tower for the tatted and hung hunk to roll around on his motorcycle. Nah. This damsel is going to have to rescue herself from a future of mediocre banging and be the heroine in this modern day love story. She may search high and low for her low-hanging future hubby, but there ain't no mountain high and no valley low enough to keep her from getting to him, babe.
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Just A Bunch Of Lady Pinocchio's Out There
That's right, men. The cat's out of the bag. If we're constantly enduring such wasteful and displeasing moments of intimacy with a man who's sporting a mini Snickers below the belt, there surely must be somethingthat makes it all worth it? Since we're all just a bunch of lying, ego-boosting succubi who want nothing more than to please a man's ear to one day win him over and convince him to buy us a ring, a house, and car. We'll gladly inflate your confidence over your less-than-average D, but only if it means we're getting something in return. Right? Right? Men, we're not all liars, but this person is right about one thing: size matters. Whether that size is teeny or hefty, we can't be sure, but if a woman tells you it doesn't matter to her, it just might not.
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Her Royal Highness Demands The Big D
Oh, what a sad life! The awful reality of sleeping around with every D she meets to find the one D who prevails among the others – only to realize her dreams are all for naught – is finally seeping in. After multiple and multiple conquests, this seeker of the foot-long beef is losing hope that she'll never find the man that will be the perfect fit to her glass slipper. This queen seems to have no shortage of options, but she's adopting the mentality of "Why even bother?", resulting in a bored and passive V. But the world works in mysterious ways and she might just find the gent she craves in an unlikely place. Maybe a change in perspective, or reducing her degree of attraction to her mate, might prove to be more rewarding that she could have ever imagined.
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Just A Whole Lotta "MEH"
Here we witness the rare woman who admires and longs for a world of D she has not yet experienced. Until her cravings are satisfied, she can only wish from afar of a time that she'll one day be able to accept a ride from an above-average fella who will take her to places she's only dreamed of. And even then, it remains unknown as to whether she'll have that opportunity at all (since it can be hard to find), and if she does, will it even live up to her expectations? Until then, she'll be commenting on 'grams with the hashtag #jelly when some girl is flaunting her man with the visible D line in his pants. It's never admirable to be the gal who is green with envy, especially if you haven't worked as hard as others to attain the things you want. You can either mope around with those two little notches in your belt, or you can get busy, girl.
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Girl's Gotta Know When To Treat Herself
It turns out, happiness can be measured, but not in dollars or weight. It turns out, for women, the most important measurement of all is what's hiding beneath her man's briefs. Without a size that she can be both proud of and satisfied by, happiness can sadly never be attained. She'll forever have to endure a sad existence, all because she settled for a partner who has a different set of goods (something she thought she wanted more than lifetime of blissful O's). Whether she opted for money, fitness, or *gasp* a personality, she chose wrong. Without a strong and worthy D, does anything really matter? Can true pleasureever be attained? Alas, it cannot. At least not for a woman who values a big D as their source of joy.
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Well, That Was A Plot Twist!
If it weren't enough for women to be harping the praises of a well-endowed gent, we've also got men stating the preference, too. Take it from a man with a history of examining the male anatomy to greatlengths to inform us all that many men have pencils between their thighs, even though that's not what he, or many other women, are looking for. With his experience and track record, we're going to believe him when he states that very few partners he's had have lived up to his expectations. Which means that he's had to endure a disappointing evening on more than one occasion. It might be sad to hear that most of what people seek in a D is a rare and hot commodity. So when your dream D comes along, you hold on to it forever.
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The Memories Of A Good D Can Last A Lifetime
When a woman reminisces about days – and D's – long past – you just know she's living with a hint of regret. The worst thing about wishing for a man with an impressive member, is knowing you've had it before and it's now miles and miles away from where it belongs – in your coin purse. What's even more dissatisfying is knowing that you've already had the best and the biggest wang of your life and every other dong will be just like the next and will never live up to the one of that Colorado local. While you can never go back – after all, some chick has probably already claimed him by now as her own – you can move forward and choose tonot live with the burden of lost peen on your mind. Instead, you can learn to welcome a new size of men with open legs.
