SIZE MATTERS: 15 Confessions From Girls Who Only Date "Mr. Big"

When it comes to landing the man of our dreams, us ladies can have a whole lot of demands for our Prince Charming. From his weight to his intellect and sense of humour, we rack up the requests faster than an order at a sushi restaurant. "Yes, I'll start with the athletic build and thick hair, um...and add a side of great teeth and strong arms. And, for dessert I'll have a knack for giving massages. Oh, I'll also take a Big Peen Martini to drink." That's right. For many women, one "must have" on her list of orders for her perfect man is a gent who has been gifted with a helluva impressionable trouser snake.

For ladies who love a big dose of that vitamin D, it's not always easy to find satisfaction in a partner. This not-so-unique request is one that many women try to discover and will often go on a lifelong hunt and vie to even give up all their side orders for a chance to nosh on something more "filling". While some women won't own up to their secret desire – and in fact, might even sugarcoat her thoughts on the matter – others are perfectly willing to lay down some truth on the matter.

So whether you're a "size queen" or are thirsting for something more satisfying, you're not the first, or the last, of the ladies to speak up or hold out for what they want. Here are just a few self-proclaimed advocates for the #SizeMatters movement.

SIZE MATTERS: 15 Confessions From Girls Who Only Date "Mr. Big"

When it comes to landing the man of our dreams, us ladies can have a whole lot of demands for our Prince Charming. From his weight to his intellect and sense of humour, we rack up the requests faster than an order at a sushi restaurant. "Yes, I'll start with the athletic build and thick hair, um...and add a side of great teeth and strong arms. And, for dessert I'll have a knack for giving massages. Oh, I'll also take a Big Peen Martini to drink." That's right. For many women, one "must have" on her list of orders for her perfect man is a gent who has been gifted with a helluva impressionable trouser snake.

For ladies who love a big dose of that vitamin D, it's not always easy to find satisfaction in a partner. This not-so-unique request is one that many women try to discover and will often go on a lifelong hunt and vie to even give up all their side orders for a chance to nosh on something more "filling". While some women won't own up to their secret desire – and in fact, might even sugarcoat her thoughts on the matter – others are perfectly willing to lay down some truth on the matter.

So whether you're a "size queen" or are thirsting for something more satisfying, you're not the first, or the last, of the ladies to speak up or hold out for what they want. Here are just a few self-proclaimed advocates for the #SizeMatters movement.

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Can't Blame A Girl For Being Honest

This girl has got a preference for size and she ain't afraid to say it. While she's not about to lay claim to the idea that size matters to all women, she's being upfront about her own needs. In a society riddled with sexism and expectations for women to remain tight-lipped about their feelings and are judged for being confident, we say "You go, girl!" No longer shall she worry about bruising the male ego! No longer shall she endure intimacy with a subpar D! No one should have to settle for anything less than what makes them happy, and if a size that's larger than average is what will get her there, then all the power to her. Stick to your beliefs girl, and you'll profit in both life and love(rs).

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Pencils Are For School Use Only

When it comes to pencils, some women only want 'em for two things: for taking notes and doing their makeup. So when a measly pencil comes along at a time they didn't expect – and when they'd much prefer a thick highlighter – they might be a little disappointed by the pop quiz. Some may give their partners the benefit of the doubt and put them to the test to see if their tiny writing utensil will perform better than expected, but most will be long for the dependability, reliability, and familiarity of a utensil with a wider circumference and can last through multiple essays without being whittled down to a tiny stub. When it comes to working towards that A+ (or O+) some people can't afford to work with anything less than a tool that will get the job done.

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Sigh, Life Can Be So Hard

She's not looking for much, but finding those two specific and coveted qualities in a man is going to take a lot of patience and globetrotting. As we mentioned before, just finding a big D can be enough of a challenge, but to have its owner also be a hottie? She's seriously searching for a needle in a haystack (or, maybe something a little thicker than a needle, but just has hard to locate). In all honesty, we think this girl's looking for a little too much from a partner. But if she's dedicated enough, then she's going to have to sleep with a lot of hunky men in order to find the prize she's been looking for (which is probably a challenge that she's more than willing to accept). Or, she'll have have to make a compromise for the sake of her sanity; average looks and an average D.

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Well, Obviously A Big D Is Vital

If the last confession wasn't indication enough that women sometimes want what they can't have, then this one will certainly convince you that dreams are sometimes never realized. It sounds like the type of man this chick is seeking is Big Foot, or the Incredible Hulk. Her specific requests in a man are as rare to find as a unicorn is, so holding out hope for a seriously stacked partner will take a lifetime, and even if those men did exist, we're sure there would be harsh competition to even wrangle this limited species into your home, let alone your bed. And while it may be a challenge to locate a big and burly fella, a la the Brawny Man or Paul Bunyan, it's not impossible. So get searching, woman, and maybe take out a wanted ad while you're at it.

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Sometimes You Don't Even Need To See It To Know You Don't Want It

Sometimes it's not very obvious how a man will measure up until he's dropped trou, but if you're determined enough to get an idea of how your night is going to shape up and take the time to poke around the goods for a moment or two, you could get a pretty good understanding of what your guy is packing. And if that parcel isn't looking like you'd be up for unwrapping it, it's probably a good time to cut off the foreplay and head for the hills. There's no point in going through with something you knowwill just disappoint you, and there's no reason to feel guilty about abandoning the fella, either. Remember, it's always your right to just say no, ladies. At least heading home won't be a total disappointment. After all, that's where the Netflix and ice cream lives.

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Row, Row, Row Your D...Away From Me

Every woman has their own preference when it comes to the size of her man, even if that preference tends to weigh heavily in one direction. But don't be alarmed, fellas, when this girl says that ladies "are just being polite" that is only half true. MANY women prefer a baby carrot to one that's going to take top prize in a produce competition, however those women are few and far between. Just like that allusive "hot and big" man is hard to find, so is the lady who likes 'em petite. But who knows, you could be the dude that changes the woman from thinking only big men can satisfy her trip to Europe, surprising her and all her girlfriend's in the process. Don't let your boat be knocked into the rocks, pick up your sails and power through to the finish line!

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"Skinny Guys" Keep Out Of This Clubhouse

When it comes to measuring the anatomy of men, the topic of size often comes up when ladies discuss their risque evenings spent with a special gent. We kiss and totally tell them all about the specifics, including any unique curves or grooming. However, when it comes to the size of a man's peen, ladies all agree that thin isn't in. A man could be as short as tube of lipstick, but if he's packing girth, he's a winner in our books. After all, it doesn't take much to reach the hot zone on a woman, but that feat just isn't possible if a girl can't even feel its entry. This lady is speaking the truth and it's pretty much the only time we're gonna love talking to our friends about the "fatty" we bedded the other night. We understand that's there's not much men can do about length, but if they can plump it, they may just impress a chick yet.

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She Knows What She Wants And Isn't Afraid To Ask For It

Now that's a girl who doesn't like to play games, nor be disappointed. This level-headed, straight-talking chick is playing it fast and loose when it comes to what she wants in bed, and men better get out the way if they ain't packing. The way she's talking, we bet she won't give any crap about hurting a man's feelings, and she'll be moving on to the next guy who is ready to impress her faster than it will take the rejected dude to zip up his pants. So many women shy away from keeping it as real as this one, and will often keep their mouth shut about their true opinion of what is being displayed before their eyes. But not this gal! She's ready to give any man the boot upon reveal if it doesn't live up to her expectations. All hail, Miss #SizeMatters.

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Girl, Those Are A Lot Of Specifics You're Looking For

That's what she said (to the man with the micro D *baddum chhhh*). In all seriousness, this woman is just another gal who's looking for Prince Hung, Duke of the D. It's a reality that will take some hunting, but with enough effort and less complaining, we bet she'll find the happily ever after she's looking for. But this fairytale won't be as easy as waiting around in a tower for the tatted and hung hunk to roll around on his motorcycle. Nah. This damsel is going to have to rescue herself from a future of mediocre banging and be the heroine in this modern day love story. She may search high and low for her low-hanging future hubby, but there ain't no mountain high and no valley low enough to keep her from getting to him, babe.

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Just A Bunch Of Lady Pinocchio's Out There

That's right, men. The cat's out of the bag. If we're constantly enduring such wasteful and displeasing moments of intimacy with a man who's sporting a mini Snickers below the belt, there surely must be somethingthat makes it all worth it? Since we're all just a bunch of lying, ego-boosting succubi who want nothing more than to please a man's ear to one day win him over and convince him to buy us a ring, a house, and car. We'll gladly inflate your confidence over your less-than-average D, but only if it means we're getting something in return. Right? Right? Men, we're not all liars, but this person is right about one thing: size matters. Whether that size is teeny or hefty, we can't be sure, but if a woman tells you it doesn't matter to her, it just might not.

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Her Royal Highness Demands The Big D

Oh, what a sad life! The awful reality of sleeping around with every D she meets to find the one D who prevails among the others – only to realize her dreams are all for naught – is finally seeping in. After multiple and multiple conquests, this seeker of the foot-long beef is losing hope that she'll never find the man that will be the perfect fit to her glass slipper. This queen seems to have no shortage of options, but she's adopting the mentality of "Why even bother?", resulting in a bored and passive V. But the world works in mysterious ways and she might just find the gent she craves in an unlikely place. Maybe a change in perspective, or reducing her degree of attraction to her mate, might prove to be more rewarding that she could have ever imagined.

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Just A Whole Lotta "MEH"

Here we witness the rare woman who admires and longs for a world of D she has not yet experienced. Until her cravings are satisfied, she can only wish from afar of a time that she'll one day be able to accept a ride from an above-average fella who will take her to places she's only dreamed of. And even then, it remains unknown as to whether she'll have that opportunity at all (since it can be hard to find), and if she does, will it even live up to her expectations? Until then, she'll be commenting on 'grams with the hashtag #jelly when some girl is flaunting her man with the visible D line in his pants. It's never admirable to be the gal who is green with envy, especially if you haven't worked as hard as others to attain the things you want. You can either mope around with those two little notches in your belt, or you can get busy, girl.

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Girl's Gotta Know When To Treat Herself

It turns out, happiness can be measured, but not in dollars or weight. It turns out, for women, the most important measurement of all is what's hiding beneath her man's briefs. Without a size that she can be both proud of and satisfied by, happiness can sadly never be attained. She'll forever have to endure a sad existence, all because she settled for a partner who has a different set of goods (something she thought she wanted more than lifetime of blissful O's). Whether she opted for money, fitness, or *gasp* a personality, she chose wrong. Without a strong and worthy D, does anything really matter? Can true pleasure ever be attained? Alas, it cannot. At least not for a woman who values a big D as their source of joy.

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Well, That Was A Plot Twist!

If it weren't enough for women to be harping the praises of a well-endowed gent, we've also got men stating the preference, too. Take it from a man with a history of examining the male anatomy to greatlengths to inform us all that many men have pencils between their thighs, even though that's not what he, or many other women, are looking for. With his experience and track record, we're going to believe him when he states that very few partners he's had have lived up to his expectations. Which means that he's had to endure a disappointing evening on more than one occasion. It might be sad to hear that most of what people seek in a D is a rare and hot commodity. So when your dream D comes along, you hold on to it forever.

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The Memories Of A Good D Can Last A Lifetime

When a woman reminisces about days – and D's – long past – you just know she's living with a hint of regret. The worst thing about wishing for a man with an impressive member, is knowing you've had it before and it's now miles and miles away from where it belongs – in your coin purse. What's even more dissatisfying is knowing that you've already had the best and the biggest wang of your life and every other dong will be just like the next and will never live up to the one of that Colorado local. While you can never go back – after all, some chick has probably already claimed him by now as her own – you can move forward and choose tonot live with the burden of lost peen on your mind. Instead, you can learn to welcome a new size of men with open legs.

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