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Penis size tests
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There are many tests, surveys and quizzes about penis size and penis size preference. Some are serious, helping us to find out facts and statistics. Some are more for fun, entertaining and sometimes amazingly right. Check out these tests below to see if they match your size and size preference.
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The Teen Size Queen penis size Test | ||
A test for men and smalldicks. Taking a quiz or test can be fun. Especially when a Size Queen wants to test her ability to find out what size your penis is. Take the Teen Size Queen penis size Test. Let The Teen Size Queen find out how much of a man you are. But do not expect her compliments or even acceptance if you are anything but big. After all, she is a Size Queen and she has high (or rather BIG) standards. She grades penis sizes as below.
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Clit - 1 to 3 Inches. If you scored this then you don't even have a penis. You have a Clit, but you already knew that so I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know... If you're a "male" and your scored this, sorry to tell you, but your a girl with testicals. You might as well get that little thing shaved off and have a vagina put in. Because what you have is so close anyways theres really no difference. You even need to sit to pee!!!
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Wee Wee - 3 to 4 1/2 Inches. You are between the age of 5 and 10 years old... Or at least your penis is the size of a little prepubescent boys. You have a WEE WEE and your lack of penis is to small to be considerd a true dick. Girls giggle and point to your wee wee the first time you have sex, and if they don't they are laughing and pointing in there mind. After most girls see your penis they want to take a picture to show their friends! Most girls only end up telling all their friends. Having a Wee Wee makes it hard to have sex at all, and it makes it impossible to do such positions as doggy and spooning. You have a hard time peeing standing up because it doesn't reach out of your pants very far, and when it's cold you have to sit to pee, just to not pee on your pants, or all over the toilet.
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Teeny Weeny - 4 1/2 to 5 Inches. You are between the age of 8 and 13 years old... Or at least your penis is the size of a little boys. You have a Teeny Weeny, and your lack of penis is too small to be considerd a true dick. Girls giggle and point to your Teeny Weeny the first time you have sex, and if they don't they are laughing and pointing in there mind. After most girls see your penis they want to take a picture to show there friends! Most girls only end up telling all of their friends. Having a Teeny Weeny makes it hard to do such positions as doggy and spooning. You have a hard time peeing standing up because it doesn't reach out of your pants very far, and when it's cold you have to sit to pee, just to not pee on your pants, or all over the toilet.
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Baby Dick - 5 to 5 1/2 Inches. This size has many names, bitch dick, baby dick, baby carrot dick, migdet dick, shrimp dick. Either way, while growing up things where looking promising downstairs, then for no reason it stopped growing, leaving you hung like a puppy. You have the type of dick that needs a virgin everytime you have sex so she can feel you at all and so she's a little bit tight around your baby dick. Men with baby dicks spend a lot of time eggagerating there size by at least 2 inches, only wishing they were in the 7 inch range. Most men with Baby Dicks keep the hair very short and trimmed to make it apper to be bigger... but this never works on a true woman that knows a MAN from a little bitch boy with a Baby Dick like YOU.
Short Dick Man - 5 1/2 to 6 Inches. This size has many names, bitch dick, baby dick, baby carrot dick, migdet dick, shrimp dick. Either way, while growing up things where looking promising downstairs, then for no reason it stopped growing, leaving you hung like a puppy. You have the type of dick that needs a virgin everytime you have sex so she can feel you at all and so she's a little bit tight around your shrimp dick. A short dick man spends a lot of time eggagerating their size by at least 2 inches, only wishing they were in the 7 inch range. Most short dick men keep their hair very short and trimmed to make it apper to be bigger... but this never works on a true woman that knows a real MAN from a Short Dick man like YOU.
Keep On Wishing Dick - 6 to 6 1/2 Inches. This is the type of dick that every man belives is going to make them proud, till it stops short of the mark. Having a penis this size isn't terrible but there are a lot larger things for women to find out there. You have enough to make a woman know you're there, but you fall just short of giving her a good night. You leave her aggravated and unsatisfied, unless you luck out and she's a tight virgin. Most wishful dick men keep there hair very short and trimmed to make it appear to be bigger. Most girls sadly enough will settle for this type of a man, because they have never had a real cock, or orgasm before. The woman that know better don't bother with the "close enough" dick, or the almost orgasm.
The Mediocre Penis - 6 1/2 to 7 Inches. This is the type of dick that every man belives is going to make them proud, till it stops short of the mark. Having a penis this size isn't terrible, but there are a lot larger things for women to find out there. You have enough to make a woman know you're there, but you fall just short of giving her a good night. You leave her aggravated and unsatisfied most of the time, unless you jump from virgin to virgin. Most mediocre penises have hair that is kept very short and trimed to make it apper to be bigger. Most girls will sadly enough settle for this type of a man because they have never had a real cock or orgasm before. The women that know better, don't bother with the "mediocre" dick, or the almost orgasm.
The REAL mans cock - 7 to 7 1/2 Inches. Congratulations!! You have a REAL mans cock! You have enough between your legs to satisfy a woman. You're the type of man most woman want to marry, and the women you sleep with walk away satisfied after sex. You have enough cock to rock you womans world!
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The Monster Meat - 7 1/2 to 8 Inches. Congratulations!! You have the Monster Meat! You have enough between your legs to satisfy a woman. You're the type of man most woman want to marry and the women you sleep with walk away satisfied after sex. You have enough cock to rock you womans world! Most woman only dream of a cock like yours, and never really get to experience sex with a real man like yourself.
King Kock - 8 to 8 1/2 Inches. Congratulations!! You have a King Kock! You have enough between your legs to satisfy a woman. You're the type of man most woman want to marry, and the women you sleep with walk away satisfied after sex. You have enough cock to rock you womans world! Most woman only dream of a cock like yours, and never really get to experience sex with a real man like yourself. You are the king of the other "boys" around you. Your cock is royalty and any smart girl would be on her kness in the presence of royalty....
The Pussy Killer - 8 1/2 to 9 Inches. Congratulations!! You have The Pussy Killer! You have enough between your legs to not only satisfy a woman but to make her never forget you! Your the type of man most woman want to marry and the women you're with walk away satisfied (and sometimes even limp) after sex. You have enough cock to rock you womans world! Most woman only dream of a cock like yours, and never really get to experience sex with a real man like yourself. After sex, your womans pussy will never be the same! She'll always need a killer cock to fill her up!
The Pussy Destroyer - 9 to 9 1/2 Inches. Congratulations!! You have The Pussy Destroyer! You have enough between your legs to not only satisfy a woman but to make her never forget you! Your the type of man most woman want to marry and the women your with walk away satisfied (and limp like a duck) after sex. You have enough cock to rock you womans world! Most woman only dream of a cock like yours, and never really get to experience sex with a real man like yourself. After sex your womans pussy will never be the same! Sex with a destroyer is the ultimate sacrifice for the ultimate orgasm! After a destroyer is done no pussy is ever again the same. It will always be loose to almost all men, and the odds of her ever finding a man that can fill her gap are bad...So she better hold on too you!
The GODLY cock - 9 1/2 to 10 Inches. Congratulations!! You have The GODLY cock! You have enough between your legs to not only satisfy a woman but to make her never forget you! You're the type of man most woman want to marry and the women you're with walk away satisfied and limp like a duck after sex.You have enough cock to rock your womans world! Most woman only dream of a cock like yours, and never really get to experience sex with a real man like yourself. After sex your womans pussy will never be the same! You are a GOD among "boys" Your cock is Godly and any smart girl would be on her kness in the presence of her lord.... Sex with the GOD is the ultimate sacrifice for the ultimate orgasm! After a God is done no pussy is ever again the same. It's left tattered and torn. It will allways be loose to almost all men, and the odds of her ever finding a man that can fill her gap are bad... So she better hold on to you!
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