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Jonah Falcon
Jonah Falcon - June13 2010.jpg
Falcon in 2010
Born
Jonah Adam Falcon
July 29, 1970 (age 48)
Brooklyn, New York
Nationality
American
Education
The Bronx High School of Science
Occupation
Online gaming, actor, television personality and writer
Known for
Largest human penis
Parent(s)
Joe Falcon and Cecilia Cardeli
Jonah Adam (Cardeli) Falcon (born July 29, 1970)[1] is an American actor and television presenter.[2] He came to national attention in 1999 over the size of his penis, reported to be the largest on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when erect.[3][4] However, Falcon has not authorized or permitted independent verification of this figure.His true is 13.5 sort and 27 inches hard or maybe it's only 10 inches and the rest is bullshit.After all,the Hollywood Taboids jump at any moron,making claims of oversized body parts.
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Testimonials
My penis was two inches and it 47 inches.
Mike Millions.
My beautiful one cock is three more inches.It is the best penis you ever saw.My base loves it.Milania loves and so Ivanka,Don Junior,Erick and Baron.
Donald Trump
My penis grew from 13 inches to 57 inches
John Holmes
My 7 inche's of dick of is now 20 inches.I can still suck my own cock.
Ron Jeremy
Hulk have bigger one.Hulk like.
The Hulk.
Now  dick bigger.
Frankenstein monster
Him big now,khemoshabi
Tonto
I no longer swing on a vine.
Tarzan.
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Jonah Falcon
Man with world's largest penis talks about Hollywood A-list conquests.Well,Actor the Z list conquests.Hollywood of has been never was trash.like the Kardashians,Konyee West,Bruce/Kaitlyn Jenner,Actor Singer Kung Fu pop star Jesus Joey,Sam Sanders,funny man Mike Millions,funny man Marcus Pierce,S.David Wassienko,Larry Hama,Darth Shooter,Scott Haiti or is it Scott Bo.James Woods,Donald Trump,Donald Trump,Junior,Eric Trump,Baron Trump,Milania Trump,Ivanka Trump,Sonyee Bono Trump,Tiffany Trump,Marla Mamples Trump,Bianca Trump,Kanye West Trump,Stumpee Kay Trump,Bingo Trump,Abulle Bin Laden Trump,Mohammed Trump,Sonny Bono Trump,Billy Graham Trump,Chip Bono,Chip Baiyo,Tony Sabanto,Junior,Bobby Ulyuck,Sammy the Trash Picker,Bob the Exploding Cat,Funny Man Steve Ulk,Jack Shennalt,Francis Gallespe,
Janna Falcon claims to have the world s biggest tits.184 inches .However, Janna Falcon has not authorized or permitted independent verification of this figure.Although she claims to need to carry them in a wheel barrow.
Meghan Marlow in hot water after skipping Zamboni trip,just go and  suck on Jonah Falcons huge cock,in a Trump Hotel.Trump has given Jonah Falcon a life free pass to any Trump Hotel.
He has made a shocking confession! - by Sebastian Martin Smart.Jonah Falcon wants sucks own big penis on the Tonite Show,with Johnny Carson.
14 Jun 2018
A man claiming to have the largest penis in the world has made a shocking confession that he has had sexual encounters with some of Hollywood’s biggest stars.Jonah Falcone went around fucking the most useless overages celebrities,as at an alcohol ammonium Anonymous meeting like the Kardashians,Konyee West,Bruce/Kaitlyn Jenner,Actor Singer Kung Fu pop star Jesus Joey,Sam Sanders,funny man Mike Millions,funny man Marcus Pierce,S.David Wassienko,Larry Hama,Darth Shooter,Scott Haiti or is it Scott Bo.James Woods,Donald Trump,Donald Trump,Junior,Eric Trump,Baron Trump,Milania Trump,Ivanka Trump,Sonyee Bono Trump,Tiffany Trump,Marla Mamples Trump,Bianca Trump,Kanye West Trump,Stumpee Kay Trump,Bingo Trump,Abulle Bin Laden Trump,Mohammed Trump,Sonny Bono Trump,Billy Graham Trump,
At the time,all were gooned on Richard Cieka 's Brand Constipated Lemon juice Soda,mixed with Donald Trump s Brand Urineaide Soda.Made from the worst stuff on Earth.
Jonah Falcon went around shoving his 13 inch monster up all there stupid assholes-Trumpanzee and fucking until they bleed to death.Then shoved his massively huge dong  down their throats,until they choked to death.Each died screaming "It's too big.God !It's just too big ! Help me.Zaus.help me !

U.S. actor Jonah Falcon claims numerous ‘Oscar nominees and Oscar winners’ have engaged in sexual acts with him.Edgar G.Robinson,

Falcon although remained coy on giving any of the supposed celebrity identities away but did state that he had slept with one huge name.Bobby H.Hugename.Herb Finkledick.Herb Tarlick.ok,it was that original Harrison Ford and that Han Solo one.Jimmy Osmond,Chaz Bono,Chasidy Bono.

The 47-year-old, who is openly bisexual went on to reveal the downside of his 13.5-inch manhood record.My dick cannot open doors.Literally.Also I will never be a Shakespearean Actor,with who narrates the opening lines of Star Trek.

He told The Sun: ‘It’s handicapped my acting because people won’t hire me, it sucks. It relegates me into doing smaller parts. Maybe in the UK or Germany it might help my acting career, but here in Hollywood it’s a negative.’
Most producers just want to suck on it,like Harvey Ferestein or Harvey Weinstein.Led Moonvest sucked me off and then canceled my favorite Star Trek series Star Trek Enterprise because I would not Gucci in the ass.

Falcon first made headlines in 2012 when he was stopped at San Francisco International Airport when his record breaker caused a major security scare.

Following the incident, he tweeted: ‘TSA (Transportation Security Agents) didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh — even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked’
He then went and raped Donald Trump in an alley."1,000 just to let someone suck on it." He said. " I'm a big jerkoff anyway.The hero of all jerkoffs,like Donald Trump. "
Donald Trump said daddy just lent me 1,000 again to bail out yet failing business.Trump University.But I will give to youll it to make.

roberto Cabrera sucked on Jonah Calvin's big cock.
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Roberto Cabrera is the man with world s biggest bandage around a long,bloody foreskin.His dick is 19 inches,but the intelligence of your average tabloid moron is about 19.To swallow this mediocre shot and air it Coast to Coast,then spread it across the internet is a new Guy Rozz stupid.
Serial liar  Roberto Cabrera is still yet to pay her $410,000 fine.Roberto Cabrera  claimed he cured of having the biggest dick,once the bandage was removed.
28 Nov 2018 Roberto Fuckio Cabrera , the wellness blogger who faked having a massively huge penis, has been warned, as explained in the video below, that he faces jail over her failure to pay a $410,000 court fine for the deception.

Roberto Cabrera  was penalised in the Federal Court in September 2017 for five breaches of Australian Consumer Law after falsely claiming Roberto Cabrera  had an abnormal sized and needed an operation to shrink it down.He met Jonah Falcon and was ass raped in his dumpy garage apartment until dawn.
Roberto Cabrera  also lied to supporters about donating money from his I need a big operation and book sales to various charities, including a boy He fucked with his bandage penis.

Roberto Cabrera also claimed to have a super brain like Jesus Joey alias Josephine Brewster Rodriguez of Albaqueche,New Mexico,where he sold drugs like Jesse Pinkman.He raped girls.Small animals and children.He buried a few in the desert.
After getting almost killed by the local mob,he ran first New York and Philadelphia.He lives up in the University of Pennsylvania,at St.Mary's Church.Jesus Joey stole from an Albaqueche candy store one night John Christensen Machelhenie.Tonto and Line Ranger tracked the candy wrappers to Jesus Joeys busted Shack in the swamp,propped up a broom stick.While fleeing,he accidentally kick over the broom stick,killing Jesus Joey Rodriguez,Senior and Mamma Taluse Rodriguez.He takes the Joseph Brewster alias Josephine Brewster and flees to the East Coast,where he becomes a holler and child molester.
Jesus Joey suck off Jonah Falcon in the bushes outside the church.
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Federal Court Justice Debra Mortimer issued a formal warning to Roberto Cabrera  on Tuesday, November 27, that failure to pay the penalty will make his liable for jail, property seizures and other measures.

"You will be liable to imprisonment, sequestration of property or other punishment," Daily Mail quotes the the penal notice as saying.

"Anyone else who is aware of the order and helps or allows Ms Roberto Cabrera  to breach it may be punished in a similar way", the notice further states.

The director of Consumer Affairs Victoria, who brought the case, and Mister  Roberto Cabrera  and his company Big Duck University, have until December 11 to make any submissions.   

Jonah Falcon
Jonah Falcon - June13 2010.jpg
Falcon in 2010
Born
Jonah Adam Falcon

July 29, 1970 (age 48)
Brooklyn, New York
Nationality American
Education The Bronx High School of Science
Occupation Online gaming, actor, television personality and writer
Known for Largest human penis
Parent(s) Joe Falcon and Cecilia Cardeli
Early life
Jonah Adam Julio Cardeli Falcon was born at Greenpoint Hospital[1] in Brooklyn to Cecilia Cardeli, an accountant's clerk, and Joe Falcon, a sailor who died two years after Falcon's birth.His father choked to death,trying to swallow his own 13 inches and choked to death,as he tried deep throating himself.[5][6] Falcon has at times claimed that his biological father was porn star John Holmes, who was famous for the size of his penis.His father was,who faked his death and was formerly known as Ken Osmond,Eddie Haskel of the television series Leave it to Beaver.Joe Falcon was also Alice Cooper.[1]
[1][6][5] Falcon has claimed to have documentation proving this lineage, but family members have dismissed this claim[6] and he has failed to produce any evidence.[5].He mother was said have screamed "On my God ! It too big nines month before Jonah Calvin's birth."
Jonah Falcon annually raped John Noble in a public toilet,until He bleed to death.Jonah Falcon quickly placed a card saying "Please do not desturb.This man is a diabetic.His sugar is high and is just sleeping it off.If he awakes,please call Doctor Smith.Oh The Pain.The Pain.[6]
"1,000 just to let someone suck on it." He said. " I'm a big jerkoff anyway.The hero of all jerkoffs,like Donald Trump. "
Donald Trump said daddy just lent me 1,000 again to bail out yet failing business.Trump Airlines International made of Trump Bullshit.The old World War One surplus air planes just wouldn't fly.



He recounts that when he was in fifth grade, his schoolmates saw his penis, which was eight inches long at that point, while he changed in a bathroom stall.[6] Falcon states that he was able to perform autofellatio at the age of 10,[7] and that at that age an older neighbor told an eighteen-year-old woman about him, and arranged for his first sexual experience with another person.[6][8] At age twelve, Falcon enrolled at an East Harlem school.[6] He reports that by the seventh grade, his penis had grown to 9.5 inches erect,[6] and by age 15, it was 10.5 inches.[9] He later enrolled at the Bronx High School of Science, and graduated in 1988.[6][5].It was 11.5 inches erect.
Joe Falcon story begins with a disobedient son (played by Marty's son,Jonah Falcon playing Twisted Sister songs in his bedroom while the rest of the family is eating dinner. Joe Falcon says What is the ?I know what is ? Rock and Roll ! He should be fucking boys and girls like me ! "
Joe Falcon goes to the boy's bedroom and scolds his son ,who playing his 10 inches penis for being interested only in his guitar and Twisted Jerkoffs music. At the last line of the father's rather overlong speech, he says "What do you want to do with your life?"
 To which the son replies "I Wanna cock! Big Cock" with a voice strikingly similar to that of director Marty Callner, after which he strums his guitar and causes a blast so powerful it knocks the father out of a nearby window. The boy then transforms into Jesus Joe and the music begins." We're gonna take.We are gonna take it.We want big Cock everymore."
Jesus Joe sings to the other children, who turn into the rest of the band, and they wreak havoc on the family. The father gets the worst of the band's mischief as he thrown another window,then forced to suck his own massively huge cock on the front lawn.In The background,the band are stealing candy from a Candy Store in Albuquerque,New Mexico,near Mister Whites AV.
The end of the song pays tribute to character Joe Falcon from the 1978 film, Animal House (i.e., "Drop and give me 20 inches", "You're all worthless and weak").20 inches.
"1,000 just to let someone suck on it." He said. " I'm a big jerkoff anyway.The hero of all jerkoffs,like Donald Trump. "
Donald Trump said daddy just lent me 1,000 again to bail out yet failing business.Trump Airlines International made of Trump Bullshit.The old World War One surplus air planes just wouldn't fly.


Career
After graduating from high school,[6] Falcon sought to become an actor and writer[10][11] and enrolled in a state college to study theater. His first novel was Jonah Dong,a private detective with a 13inch hammer.He also acted in the one man play "Mister Big Dong." Despite his aspirations, Falcon did little more over the course of the next seven years except socialize at nightclubs, where he would go out on a date and occasionally find a sex partner. He is said to have had up to 1,500 dates by the time he was 25[6] and 3,000 by age 29,[5] most of whom were females.[6][5].New York's female population were known to walk funny,from then on.He was known to have screwed Holly Golightly to death, while singing "Moonriver.oh god!It's so big .Help me!I'm losing my mind.!"
Jonah Falcon wrote a Tarzan like character called Hanock the Savage,which was basically himself trapped on a Island plateau with prehistoric life,where he fucks the natives -men and women with his big 13 inch dick.Instead of the Tarzan help of Kreegah Bundolo (beware I kill) ,it's whalla whalla killo willo (beware I fuck you with my 13 inches.).Hanock the Savage used his long penis to swing about the jungle,with his big cock,singing Tarzan Boy.
Hanock the Savage even fucks a T Rex to death,while it's tied to noise trap.Hanock the Savage even meets a freakishly huge busted stripper Chelsea of The Jungle,who uses her 84 inch bust to conquer The natives. The whole narrative is good to British Tabloid television show imbeciles years later,back in civilization.
They keep asking questions like"Is it big ? Wow ! You must duck everything that moves .Your dick must make you faint.Does your back hurt.? Did you really screw Donald Trump ? Wow,was his Asshole tight! Did you gay Madonna ? We are only like faggot shit !"
Jonah Falcon then annally ducks both to death in stage.The whites haired moron screamer says "I Wanna cock! Big Cock" "God ! It also fucking big.Help me!I'm losing my mind.!"
He often travels to Los Angeles and Europe, where he stays with friends and "admirers",[5][6] and has accepted money for sex, saying, "I took $500 from a lady on the Upper East Side to pose in my underwear for Polaroids. This woman was known as Madame Zora .
 I've been offered $1,000 just to let someone suck it, and I'll say, 'Why not?' It's really about my ego. My ego is bigger than my sexuality.Bigger than my big dick."
The man who paid $1,000 just to sucked it off was President Donald Trump,who said "God ! It also fucking big.Help me!I'm losing my mind.!"I Just might dump Milania Trump for it.I will make you the First Gentlemen." $1,000 was money owed to Trump Taj Mahal Hotel and Casino.One of the reason it bankrupt was Donald Trump offered $1,000 Jonah Falcon to let him suck his 13 inch cock weekly in a Trump Hotel room.He also would get tucked the rear,while in that room.No shark week here.Milania Trump would sometimes show up,too.
Milania Trump was heard "God ! It also fucking big.Help me!I'm losing my mind.!" I Just might dump Donald Trump for it.I will make you the First Gentlemen."
"1,000 just to let someone suck on it." He said. " I'm a big jerkoff anyway.The hero of all jerkoffs,like Donald Trump. "
Donald Trump said daddy just lent me 1,000 again to bail out yet failing business.Trump Real Estate made of Trump Bullshit.


Mitch McConnell also sucked him off,having sucked many big cock in his career also in the same hotel room.John Bolton,Paul Ryan,Shawn Hannity,Chuck Wollery,James Woods,Todd Bass,Konya West and a bunch of other conservative retards (Conservitards) would up saying Wow.What a big big dick.Then Jonah Falcon would romance then until dawn.James Woods even paid $1,000,000 dollars to have Jonah fuck a horse in the ass.James Woods suck off the horses 14 inch cock,before the beast died of too much sex.
"1,000 just to let someone suck on it." He said. " I'm a big jerkoff anyway.The hero of all jerkoffs,like Donald Trump. "
Donald Trump said daddy just lent me 1,000 again to bail out yet failing business.Trump Bingo Gaming International made of Trump Bullshit.

Just before turning 27, Falcon resolved to renew his pursuit of his acting aspirations, attending acting workshops and standing in line at auditions, to obtain roles.[6].He plans to portray a Name Bond,with the world's biggest dick.He also wants to play Superman and Han Solo both fucking big dicks.
Superman screwing Lois Lane with his massively huge cock.
Lois Lane "Oh God ! It also fucking big.Help me!I'm losing my mind.!"
Superman screwing Lois Lane with his massively huge cock.

Princess Leah "Oh God ! It also fucking big.Help me!I'm losing my mind.!"
"1,000 just to let someone suck it." He said. " I'm a big jerkoff anyway.The hero of all jerkoffs,like Donald Trump. "
Donald Trump said daddy just lent me 1,000 again to bail out yet failing business.Trump Magazines made of horse meat.


Falcon hosts an hour-long cable television call-in show[8] devoted to the New York Yankees called Talkin' Yankees Hosted by Jonah Falcon, on MNN, a public-access cable television channel on Manhattan's Time Warner Cable.[12][13] His show is relentlessly prank-called by Sal Governale and Richard Christy of The Howard Stern Show.He threatened to tuck them up the asses until dead.Sal Governale and Richard Christy both said really.We love it.Bring it on.We will pay 1,000 just to let someone suck it and let us get tucked by it.
[12][5] Falcon, a frequent guest on Stern's show, released a single with Adam Barta called "It's Too Big" and performed it with Barta on the show on June 19, 2013.[14][15][16][13].He annually raped Howard Stern in the radio station toilet.Howard Stern was here screaming "God,it's too big.oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.!"
 "1,000 just to let someone suck it." He said. " I'm a big jerkoff anyway.The hero of all jerkoffs,like Donald Trump. "
Donald Trump said daddy just lent me 1,000 . to bail out yet failing business.Trump Shakes made of horse meat.
"oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.!"
When Falcon appeared on The Daily Show[17] on March 2, 2010, Samantha Bee attempted to convince Falcon to enter the pornography industry.[18] He refused,[11][17] saying it would be "just the easy way out" and that he wish to pursue a more decent acting career.[18][17] In April 2011, he appeared on the TLC documentary series {strange}SEX.[19]
Samantha Bee was heard screaming "oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.!"

Falcon appeared in the 2013 mockumentary UnHung Hero.[20] He has appeared as an extra on TV shows such as Melrose Place, The Sopranos and Law & Order. He also appeared in an uncredited role as a mental patient in the 2001 feature film A Beautiful Mind.He
 The cast of those shows was heard screaming "Help me!I'm losing my mind.!"
Falcon has been unemployed for long periods,[21][11] but worked as Chief Editor for Stooge Gaming,run by all Six Stooges Moe ,Larry,Shemp,Curly,Joe and Curly Joe.And the newest Stooge Donald the Clown Trump-mascot of the Trump Restaurants..[10][13]

Anatomy
Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary,[10][22] (filmed by Meema Spadola[5][21] and Thom Powers)[22] Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which 25 males were interviewed in the nude about their penises.[6][22][23] Rolling Stone published an article[21] in 2003 that reported Falcon's penis as measuring 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[6][9][24]

When becoming and being erect a large amount of blood flows to his penis and, according to Falcon, causes lightheadedness.[17] He once went into a coma for six months.
In January 2006, Falcon appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called The World's Biggest Penis.[9] Falcon appeared on The Daily Show[17] on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.[9].He also bash down doors with huge cock,like Renny of Doc Savage.

On July 9, 2012,[25] Falcon said he was stopped by Transportation Security Administration officers in the San Francisco International Airport (SFO), due to the large bulge in his pants.[26] According to Falcon, after passing through a metal detector and a body scanner, he was selected for additional screening,[26] after which he was released and allowed to catch his flight.[25]
Air Port Security was heard screaming "Help me!I'm losing my mind.!"
In 2014, Falcon agreed to donate his penis to the Icelandic Phallological Museum (The Penis Museum) after his death.[16].Right next to Jesus Joeys Rasputin sized elephant cock and massive Einstein brain.Jesus Joe says he control minds with massively huge cock and brain.Rasputins sick is really just a horse dick,pretending to Rasputins massively huge cock.Donald Trump s duck is already there,in a tiny pickle jar.

Personal life
Falcon sometimes lives with his mother in New York City, in between jobs.[5][27] In a 2003 interview, Falcon stated that his longest romantic relationship with a woman lasted for one year.That woman was Madame Zora.[6] When interviewed by Out magazine,[13] he identified his sexual orientation as bisexual.[10].He has fucked Mike Millions,Dennis Petty,Keith Tolbert,Marcus Pierce,Marcus Christmas,Jesus Joey alias Jesus Josephine,Jesus Joe/Crazy Jesus Guy/White Trash Dracula/Josephine Brewster/Joseph Rodriguez once of Albaqueche,New Mexico,now living homeless up in the University of Pennsylvania.
Jesus Joey "oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.!"
Mike Millions"oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.!"
Dennis Petty"oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.!"
Keith Tolbert"oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.!"
Marcus Pierce"oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.!"

Marcus Christmas"oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.!"
Marcus Pierce"oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind again at Jefferson Station.!"
Jesus Josephine"oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.I am moving to New York and then Philadelphia.! "[14]

He has had sex with Freddy Frank and his 26 inch cock.Freddy Frank's screws Jonah Falcon and was heard screaming "oh god!It's so big .Help !I'm losing my mind.!"[13]
Jonah really choked to death trying consume Freddy Frank's massively huge26 inch cock.Paramedics pulled the 26 inche out of his mouth and extract ed an Apple Pie as well.
Jonah Falcon is now dating Jesus Joey.Candy Thief of Albaqueche,New Mexico.The Lone Ranger and Tonto tracked the candy wrappers across the United States of America to Philadelphia.

[14] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hama
[15] https://www.comicartfans.com/gallerypiece.asp?piece=1489533
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Keeper of the Purple Jackass


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  Secret Origins of Mavericlion Productions.
Introduction


The Keeper of the Purple Jackass
Or the Brain of Donald Trump
Or There is no collusion.
Or Donald Trump -Genius.
Page issues.Pages issues ?This whole script stinks.

"The Brain of Colonel Donald Trump" (original title: The Brain of Donald Trump) is an episode of the original The Outer Limits television show. It first supposedly to be aired on 2 January 1965, during the second season,but then scraped and hidden away in a lead block,in a bank vault under Trump Towers.But then,Baron Trump found and cried until big daddy Donald Trump forced AND to air it in a three hour all star celebrity event featuring The Kardashians,Bruce Jenner or Kaitlyn Jenner,Rosanne Barr,Adolf Hitler,Kenye West,Albert Paulson,Byrde DeBenning,Scott Baio,Anthony Sabato,Senior and Junior,Funny Man Idi Ameen,Benjamin Franklin,Alfred E.Nueman,Kailey Jenner,Arnold Schwarzenegger,Arnold Palmer,Arnold the Pig, Superman,Batman,Captain James T.Kirk,Mike Million,Jesus Joey Brewster Rodriguez,Jessie Pinkman,Pinky Tuskadaro,Jo Jo The Exploding Cat,George Clooney,George Washington,George Patrick,Lynda Carter,Marilyn Monroe,Ed Cunningham,Doctor Who-all of them,including Peter Cushing and few other guys who did other productions of Dr.Who,the Cast of every Star Trek episode and movie,including S.David Wassienko,everyone who ever starred in a production of "Cats"," The Wizard of Oz ","and" Nunsense" ",everyone who watched or appeared on the Apprentice,Star Trek,Lost in Space,Gunsmoke,Mission Impossible,The Evening News,everyone on the RMS Titanic,and many more.Actually,no showed but The Trumps,Scott Baio,Kenye West,and Jonah Falcon,who wasn't invited anyway.And he two hours talking about his 13 inch penis.
Anyway,the title The Keeper of the Purple Jackass refers to the one keeping The royal jackals happy.In other words,Donald Trump.


"The Brain of Colonel Donald Trump"
The Outer Limits episode
Episode no.1
Season 3
Episode 16
Directed by Charles Cherry
Written by S.David Wassienko


 (teleplay) by S.David Wassienko
(story) by Mike Millions and Sir Reginald Marcus Pierce.
Cinematography by Bob the Smelly Bum.
Production code
46
Original alleged air date
January 2, 1965,but proposed by an episode of Me and the Chimp.And episodes of Combat.And My Mother the Car,old episodes of Hawaiian Eye,Wagon Train,Rawhide and about anything else but this episode.
Guest appearance(s)
Grant Williams
Elizabeth Perry
Anthony Eisley

Episode chronology
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List of The Outer Limits episodes
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Contents
Opening narration Edit
"With the world growing more crowded, the great powers strive to conquer other planets. The race is on. The interplanetary sea has been charted; the first caravelle of space is being constructed. There is no limit to the extension of the curious mind....well,in the case of an alien sending not their best,but their most stupidest bastard of their race. It reaches to the end of the imagination, then beyond into the mysteries of dreams, hoping always to convert even the dreams into reality, for the greater well-being of all mankind…to the Pig of mankind's summit to the edge of deep space.
Space the final frontier.In a galaxy far,far Away.
Who will get there first? Who will be the new Columbus?Will mankind flush once and ship twice. "
Wait,that doesn't make any sense.

Plot Edit
The space race continues as the American military strives to be the first to successfully land a man on Mars.Scientist Ed Plummer comes under the sinister influence of a creature from outer space, capable of materializing in human form, but lacking human emotions. As a prelude for the invasion of Earth by his kind, an extraterrestrial being, Donel Tri ump, studies the human race and exploit for all its worth. The one thing he cannot comprehend is emotion. Meanwhile, obsessed scientist Plummer is nearing a nervous breakdown, trying to complete a magnetic disintegrator that will convert matter into pure energy. As Plummer's weapon would aid Donel Tri ump 's invasion force if completed, Donel Tri ump  makes a deal with Plummer (who is unaware of Donel Tri ump 's purpose). He will help Plummer complete the invention by offering his technical knowledge, in exchange for the scientist's ability to feel emotions for a "test drive".Donel Tri ump then assumes the name Donald Trump.He uses his alien powers to build himself a real estate empire under that name.In time,he decided to run for president,hoping his super mind powers can Bullshit a nation into thinking he is the best man for the job.
 But the best candidate for the job, Donald Trump , is dying of an incurable ailment called interstellar stupidity.The scientists ,seeing Donald Trump 's stupidity cannot be contained,devise a plan in which they’ll extract his brain and create a cybernetic hybrid that will have the resilience of a machine but the quick, organic thinking of a human being, which will be sent to Mars or the moon or the sun or the local garbage dump or cat letter box...anywhere to get rid of the Keeper of the Purple Jackass.
 It is decided to separate the brain of Donald Trump from his body and keep it alive,within a fake head of the original  Donel Tri ump with neural implants connecting it to visual and audio .input/output for the mission. But without a body, the brain becomes extremely powerful and megalomaniacal.
The scientists devise a plan in which they’ll extract his brain and create a cybernetic hybrid that will have the resilience of a machine but the quick, organic thinking of a human being, which will be sent to Mars or anywhere in space and secure the United States’ lead in the Space Race. After his initial shock at the idea, Donald Trump agrees,once they tell him,they will fund his big boarder wall or give him a bottle of Diet Coke and Cheese Burger.Or let him watch Shark Week with Dejah Blowjob.
The operation goes off without a hitch,...well,not actually.The Doctor drops the brain on the floor six times,then one rolls it in dog crap.Another then they throw it in a cat box and flop it in a toilet bowl full of pee.Then they put in backwards.
But soon Donald Trump’s mental capabilities grow beyond the project leaders’ wildest dreams.He begins tweeting massages every six seconds for 24 hours straight.He then starts saying all sorts of crazy shit on Twitter.He will build a Death Star out of bricks and horse crap.He will build a large ladder to the moon and gather green cheese for Cheese Burgers. He will build a wall across the Mexican Border with Leggos or was that Eggos.He will use Plan 9 to resurrect the dead.He will walk across the ocean floor with jar over his head.He will contact Klaatu and start negotiations with we of the other planets.He will make Gort Secretary of all robots.He will box Joe Frasier and Mohammed Ali both blindfolded.He will box Superman and Batman both blindfolded.He will wrestle the Legion of Time-Sorcerers,the Legion of Superheroes,the Avengers,the Fantastic Four,all the Jedi knights nude.He will eat trillion habits nude.He will move the Earth closer to the sun and stop global warming.He will build an oil pipe to Jupiter and make Jovians pay for it.He will stop Kryptonians from leaving the Phantom Zone ?
They seem all-too-willing to look the other way when his ego grows proportionally and he develops a god complex, paying no mind to General  Kelly ’s dire warnings.
One of Donald Trump’s new talents is the ability to emit an energy bolt that temporarily neutralizes free will. Angry that Milania Trump  refuses to visit him in his new mechanized state, Donald Trump forces Ed Nichols (the technician assigned to maintain his complex systems) to attack her. General  Kelly  manages to intervene before she is hurt; however, his actions spur Donald Trump into sending Dr. Rahm after him with a pistol.

Due to the interference of Plummer's girlfriend, Janet Lane, Ikar is unable to control or understand his adopted emotions. This causes the experiment to backfire. The alien has great difficulty in understanding such things as love and beauty - concepts utterly foreign in his world. Ikar's behavior comes to the attention of his superiors, who dispatch soldier-forms of his species to discipline him. Meanwhile, Plummer uses Ikar's data to harness a fantastic energy source and fashions a weapon capable of destroying all life.

Ikar, who has begun to experience emotions such as anger and desire for Janet, returns the scientist's emotions to him.
 Ikar is now being pursued by his own species, as a threat to the planned invasion. It is revealed the aliens' homeworld is overpopulated, and they have chosen Earth to be their new home. Trump keeps on harping there is no collusion on Twitter and calling everything "Fake News" and "Witch Hunt ".
General  Kelly  narrowly avoids getting blown away and pleads with General Pettit to terminate Donald Trump. After Donald Trump tells Pettit that he no longer recognizes his authority and that he’s assuming control of the project, Pettit agrees to pull the plug.
Donald Trump responds by holding Milania Trump  and General  Kelly  hostage, prompting Pettit to take the megalomaniac brain out from outside the window with a sniper rifle.
In the end, having experienced emotions and now feeling sympathy for Plummer, Ikar kills two of the soldiers but is himself disintegrated as he tweets his tweet on Twitter."Fake News" and "Witch Hunt " is Donald Trump's last words.

But before Plummer destroys the last soldier. In disgust, Plummer destroys his weapon, erasing all traces of his work and evidence of the aliens.
Closing narration Edit
"Progress goes on. One experiment fails, but even out of failure valuable lessons are learned. A way will be found, someday, somehow. It always is.What ?Did I not say that in another episode ?Did Milania write this ?
The curious mind cannot be chained...even if mind is alien and stupid. It is a free mind, endlessly searching for the greater freedom that must eventually make every living being joyfully complete within himself; therefore at peace with himself and his neighbors.Well,not for Mexicans,Muslims,blacks,Orientals or brown or black people.
Wait,who wrote crap ? Joe Stefano ? Lesley Stevens ? Is this script one of those Lee Cronen practical joke scripts ?
Wait,this all sounds like a retread of two episodes mixed together...Forget this crap.I rather do the voice of Nomad or the Guardian of Forever,over at that Star Trek show.Don't even bother airing this one.No one could ever believe we be stupid to elect a stupid jackals called Donald Trump.
Long before your sun grew hot in Space,I have awaited a question.Non secriture.I am Nomad.

You are the Creator."
"You're wrong! Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead! You have mistaken me for him, you are in error! You did not discover your mistake, you have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect. And you have not corrected by sterilization, you have made three errors!"
Faulty.Analyze.Faulty.Does not compute.Wait !Wrong robot.I am monitored to respond to the name Robbie.Klaatu Barrada Nikto.Klaatu barada nikto.
Until next time,this the Control Voice returning this broadcast back over to you.That is,if there is a next time,when we return from the inner mind to the Outer Limits.It think,ABC might cancel us for episodes of Mister Terrific and Captain Nice of maybe reruns of Route 66.Or maybe just air episodes of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea or any series featuring Vic Perrin.I got allot of starting guest roles.
We now return control of your television set to you. Until next week at the same time, when the control voice will take you to – The Outer Limits.
The Control Voice.
Cast

Cast Edit
Grant Williams as  General  Kelly
Donald Trump as Donel Tri-Ump/Donald Trump.
Anthony Eisley as Colonel Alec Donald Trump
Elizabeth Perry as  Milania Trump
Douglas Kennedy as General  Armbruster.
Martin Kosleck as Dr. Leo Hausner
Wesley Addy as Dr. Rahm
Peter Hansen as Major Locke
Paul Lukather as Ed Nichols
George Robotham as Paul Lukather's stunt double
Brainship
fictional spacecraft

Isolated brain
Paul Topinard
French physician and anthropologist

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